Weird dreams?

I had such a weird dream last night. I went to bed early because it was crazy cold in my room. My dream started, at least I think it does, when I was talking to a friend who looked like Earl. We had just found out that Earl's dad was not really his dad. Shannon and Tara was helping Earl's mom clean out her house and they found Earl's baby blanket. Earl's mom gave it to them to donate to the goodwill. The girls noticed a part of the blanket with writing on it. It was Earl's name but with a different last name and date of birth with a different father's name. They were shocked and told Earl. Earl confronted his mother and she admitted to it. Earl's "dad" was extremely upset because he was the rough and tough kind. The dream shifts to Earl's mom going to Earl's "dad" and formally changing her and Earl's name. The "dad" was upset but he kept his cool until she left. That's where I come in and I am trying to do something with these people but they were giving me a hard time because I was friends with Tara, Shannon and Earl. I go off and start talking tough. Just then, Earl's "dad" starts going off on me and he jumps across the table and starts strangling me. We are wrestling on the floor and Earl's "dad" is fighting to reach my neck. I grab my cellphone and call Earl. I tell him that his "dad" had lost his mind and was trying to kill me. Earl says that he was on his way. After a while, he and his sister comes in (mind you that this person now does not look like Earl and his sister). They get Earl's dad off of me and Earl's sister starts blaming me for everything. I didn't tell her that it wasn't me who told. With Earl's sister were her twin sons. The twins looked exactly Darrence and Tarrence. I helped change one of the babies. That made me realize that I love babies!!! But I can wait to have some...even though my biological clock is ticking.
The next segment of the dream is I was sitting in a building and I saw that this chick had this horror film....but I got to go right now...more next time!

I know I said more next time, but I truly forgot the rest of the dream.