"Open your legs....wider....wider...wider...."

Here is a story for you all...
I went to the doctor for a check-up. I have been having some problems with my body and I (and the parentals)wanted to get it checked out. When I get there, they do the usual with the weight (???), blood pressure, and questions. They assumed I came in for my yearly "woman-ly" check-up. I wasn't prepared for that so I said that I wanted to talk to the doctor first. We talk and he says that he wanted to do the check-up. Who shows up right before the check-up? Aunt 'Flo! I was so utterly humiliated!!!! Then to have the doctor keep telling me, "Open your legs a little wider....a little more...some more.....a little more. I wanted 2 die!!!!! Here's something else....
I talked to Shawanda yesterday. She gave me her "Jesus-said-for-us-to-not-be-friends" speech. She actually had the nerves to start crying. Can u believe that? She said that because we didn't have the same spiritual morals, we couldn't be friends. She said that because she felt hindered about talking about certain things without hurting my feelings, we couldn't be friends. She said that I was preventing her from getting whatever God had for her so we couldn't be friends. I found that to be so crazy! First of all, the same "spiritual morals" that I had before are not the same ones I have now! So if God said that was the reason, wouldn't he have revealed to her the change? And to be honest, I am kinda glad it's over because I was so tired of trying to prove myself to her. I felt like I always had to prove that I was saved and spiritual-minded. A true friend looks at you for who you are. I wouldn't do that to a friend. But anyways, it's over and it's cool to me. Let's see....what else.....
I BOUGHT A NEW BABY PHAT PURSE! It is 'da bomb! It's black with gold hoops on the front. It was a big hobo bag. I am so excited about it. And it will match my wallet so I don't have to buy another one. I was going to give it to Candace but I bought her the 'Willie Wonka' poster and Latoya London CD. And I plan on buying her flowers or something for Mother's Day. I'm sure she's going to go through some kind of emotional thing so I wanna help cushion it. I told her that I would also send her some money this Friday since she's broke. What's next????
I got financial aid and tuition benefits for this summer! Yah! So I can afford to stay part-time and have these classes paid for. I am going to flunk both HPE classes 'cause I didn't go. I just have to make them up this summer. I plan on finishing this summer. I am so excited and scared at the same time. What do I do after graduation? Where do I live? Where will I work? Where will I get my master's degree from? Who will accept me in their program? Will I do ok? What type of psychology program will I do? Will I ever get my credit together? Will I be able to buy my own condo? Will I ever get married? Will I ever be ready to get married? Will it be before I am too old to have kids? Will I ever be able to name my daughter 'Piper'? Am I normal? Am I mentally disabled? Am I crazy? Do I have a mental disorder? Do I have a crippling personality disorder? Will I pass Dr. Hall's classes? Will I ever lose weight? Does anyone think I am attractive? Is anyone attracted to me?
Guess who I thought about all weekend? Nathan Salone. Ain't that a hoot???? That one is out the back of the closet behind the oldest skeleton! I wonder if he's still alive? Is he ok? What's he doing with his life? That is so funny! I think either I miss him or I am horribly lonely! Which one? Probably just lonely. Guess what else?
I googled Jay and found MY blog! I didn't even know that it was accessible online like that! So I have to be extra careful about what I write...especially about work. Well I am about to cut out because I am feening for something sweet like chocolate chip cookies and milk....at least I was about 2 minutes ago. My appetite changes so drastically every few hours. I sometimes feel like a pregnant woman. Well, talk to you all later! Bye!